Devious Journal EntryA:meli needs a haircut and a real job
O.O everybody tells me that
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: meli looks like a grumpy old man
HEY!
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: meli says "Mama"
=.= oh, what an amazing thing
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: meli wants to buy you on Hotties for Sale.
OMG NO
Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: meli does the hokey pokey
*Does the hokey pokey*
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: meli hates driving.
I can't drive.
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A:
meli asks what globulin is: it's found in blood plasma
Yay, i learned somthing
Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A:
meli goes camping!
Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: meli likes eating turtles
D: Run turtles!
Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: meli eats her toes.
...
I TAG:
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Police said your master plan
Jeffrey drew a diagram
blueprints for his morbid throne
constructed with his victims' bones
- Macabre
"The codewords for me shall be bind them, torture them, kill them" - Dennis Rader, BTK Strangler.
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98% of people on DA have a link to their profile in their sig. If you are the 2% that doesn't copy and paste
And for yooou?
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Police said your master plan
Jeffrey drew a diagram
blueprints for his morbid throne
constructed with his victims' bones
- Macabre
"The codewords for me shall be bind them, torture them, kill them" - Dennis Rader, BTK Strangler.
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avatar by angelishi
98% of people on DA have a link to their profile in their sig. If you are the 2% that doesn't copy and paste
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Police said your master plan
Jeffrey drew a diagram
blueprints for his morbid throne
constructed with his victims' bones
- Macabre
"The codewords for me shall be bind them, torture them, kill them" - Dennis Rader, BTK Strangler.
For noming on a very beloved zoo manatee's whiskers, you chwed your way into a LIFE-SCENTENCE!
Don't drop the soap!
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